the major that she majored in don't make no money

my mother and i went to the beach last night, expecting it to be like any other full moon wandering down at the huntington beach pier. however, in the wake of our exercise sessions, we were hungry so we meandered down main street in search of a vietnamese restaurant. we were nearing the end of all the bustle, when a car accident happened, making us turn around toward pch again. we then decided to have burgers at tk burger, but alas, they were closed! we walked back down pch towards main street and decided that subway would be good if they were open. but they were not. so we went to a vietnamese restaurant, not the one we had searched for, nonetheless: what the pho. by the time we headed to the pier, we were so spent that we just walked to the nearest good view of the moon on the ocean (not even half way down) and stopped. then we left, screaming down pch.

wouldn't it be nice if we were older